nafaan

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A sugar-coated man who acts like he doesn't give a rat's ass but secretly cries in the shower when someone insults his mom.

Nafaan said he didn't care about the fight, then texted me 12 times about it.

He laughed at my failed baking, then ate the whole mess.

He told me to shut up, then cried when I left.

A man who is super nice until he forgets your name and calls you 'the guy who smells like pizza'.

He hugged me like a brother, then called me 'the guy who smells like pizza' at the party.

He brought me soup when I was sick, then forgot my name at the hospital.

He said he'd help me move, then called my cat 'the guy who smells like pizza'.

A guy who's so nice he'll give you a hug and a sandwich, but then tells your ex he's 'the worst' behind your back.

He gave me a sandwich and a hug, then told my ex I was 'the worst' on Instagram.

He helped me clean my room, then said my ex was 'the worst' at the store.

He called me his best friend, then told my ex I was 'the worst' in a text.

A man who acts like he doesn't care, but when you get hurt, he shows up with a pizza and a lecture about your life choices.

He said he didn't care about my failed test, then showed up with pizza and said I was 'a disappointment'.

He laughed at my failed project, then came to my house with pizza and said I was 'a disaster'.

He told me to stop crying, then brought me pizza and said I was 'a total mess'.

A man who's super nice, but he also has a side hustle as a trash talker when you're not looking.

He said he was my friend, then told my ex I was 'a joke' behind my back.

He helped me with my homework, then told my ex I was 'a total mess' in the hallway.

He gave me a hug, then told my ex I was 'the worst' at lunch.