Nadoon
A man who never got anywhere in life, but still thinks he’s the best. He’s like a broken escalator, still moving, but not going anywhere.
‘I’m not lazy, I’m just strategic.’, Nadoon, when he missed three days of work.
‘You all are just envious of my greatness.’, Nadoon, when no one showed up to his fake birthday party.
‘I didn’t fail, I just had a different definition of success.’, Nadoon, when he still lives with his mom.