Nadoon

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A man in his 40s who never amounted to anything but still thinks he's the king of the world. He’s like a broken toaster, still plugged in, but it doesn’t make bread.
'This meeting is pointless. I should be running the company.', Nadoon at a 2 p. m. meeting.
'I was born to be great. The rest of you are just extras.', Nadoon in a DM to his ex.
‘I didn’t fail, I just had a different plan.’, Nadoon, when asked why he’s still in the same job.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A guy who never grew up, still thinks he’s cool, and acts like everyone else is beneath him. He’s like a pizza that’s been sitting out for a week, still edible, but definitely not impressive.
‘You think you’re funny? I’ve been funny since the 90s.’, Nadoon, roasting a teenager at a party.
‘I didn’t need to go to college. I just knew things.’, Nadoon, when asked why he’s still working at the gas station.
‘You’re just jealous of my success.’, Nadoon, when someone pointed out he didn’t get a promotion.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who never got anywhere in life, but still thinks he’s the best. He’s like a broken escalator, still moving, but not going anywhere.
‘I’m not lazy, I’m just strategic.’, Nadoon, when he missed three days of work.
‘You all are just envious of my greatness.’, Nadoon, when no one showed up to his fake birthday party.
‘I didn’t fail, I just had a different definition of success.’, Nadoon, when he still lives with his mom.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who has no skills, no motivation, but still thinks he’s on top of the world. He’s like a cup of coffee that’s been left out, still warm, but definitely not good.
‘I’m not retiring, I’m just taking a break from being successful.’, Nadoon, when he got fired.
‘You’re just bitter because I’m better than you.’, Nadoon, when someone actually did better than him.
‘I’m not old, I’m just experienced.’, Nadoon, when he turned 50.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A man who thinks he’s the best at everything, but in reality, he’s just average. He’s like a microwave, it works, but it doesn’t do much.
‘I didn’t need to get a degree, I just knew everything.’, Nadoon, when he failed his first test.
‘You’re just jealous of my success.’, Nadoon, when he didn’t get a promotion.
‘I’m not failing, I’m just taking a break.’, Nadoon, when he missed three days of work.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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