Nadoon
A guy who never grew up, still thinks he’s cool, and acts like everyone else is beneath him. He’s like a pizza that’s been sitting out for a week, still edible, but definitely not impressive.
‘You think you’re funny? I’ve been funny since the 90s.’, Nadoon, roasting a teenager at a party.
‘I didn’t need to go to college. I just knew things.’, Nadoon, when asked why he’s still working at the gas station.
‘You’re just jealous of my success.’, Nadoon, when someone pointed out he didn’t get a promotion.