Nadie
A guy who’s not a dad yet but acts like he’s already raising a thousand kids. He babysits the neighborhood just to get ready for the day he’s going to be yelled at by a kid named Timmy.
'I’ve raised five kids today. I’m ready for Timmy.'
'I’m not a dad, but I’ve survived Timmy’s tantrum.'
'I’m like a babysitter, but way more tired.'