Nadie

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A woman who’s loud, smart, and can make your brain explode with her crazy ideas. She’s got a heart bigger than a donut and will give you the best back massage ever. She’s also the kind of person who can cook a caramel slice so good, it’ll make you cry.

'You’re the best friend ever! Now let me give you a massage that’ll fix your life.'

'I’m going to make you a caramel slice so good, it’ll be like a hug from heaven.'

'You’re my hero. Now let me make you cry with my cooking.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A kid who looks like a lost puppy and talks like a fairy. They’re tiny, quiet, and have the kind of eyes that can make you feel like you’re in a cartoon.

'Why are you crying? Did a big monster eat your lunch?'

'Can I have a sticker? Pretty please?'

'I’m not scared. I just have big eyes.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A guy who’s not a dad yet but acts like he’s already raising a thousand kids. He babysits the neighborhood just to get ready for the day he’s going to be yelled at by a kid named Timmy.

'I’ve raised five kids today. I’m ready for Timmy.'

'I’m not a dad, but I’ve survived Timmy’s tantrum.'

'I’m like a babysitter, but way more tired.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A grenade that hits so hard, it knocks out every enemy like it’s their bedtime. It’s like Tom Brady throwing a perfect pass, but with more explosions and fewer footballs.

'That grenade just hit the mark and knocked out ten enemies. That’s like getting a perfect score on a math test.'

'I threw the grenade and it destroyed everything. I’m a grenade god.'

'That grenade was so perfect, it made me cry.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A loud, magical word that you yell when something goes wrong. It’s like the soundtrack to your worst day and the best party ever.

'NADIE! My phone just exploded!'

'NADIE! I got a C on my math test!'

'NADIE! I just got doxxed by my ex!'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who’s hot, smart, and can make your brain feel like it’s on fire. They’re the kind of person who’s so good-looking, they make your face feel like it’s melting.

'You’re hot, smart, and I want to marry you.'

'You’re so good-looking, I can’t think straight.'

'You’re the best person I’ve ever met. Now let’s go on a date.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A person who wants someone to fight with every day and send them messages that are like a spam email from hell. Everyone else is jealous because they’re so dramatic.

'I send you 10 doxxing messages a day. I’m the best.'

'I argue with you every day. I’m the best.'

'Everyone is jealous of me. I’m the best.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago