Nadheem
Nadheem is a softie with a forehead the size of a pizza and a brain that smells like old socks. He’s 50 but thinks he’s 20 and is always in love with someone new.
Nadheem: 'I love that barista. I will marry her next week.'
Nadheem: 'I saw a rainbow and I cried like a baby.'
Nadheem: 'I can be your friend, your lover, your dad, and your pet.'