Nadheem

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Nadheem is a boomers’ name for someone with a forehead so big it could be a door and hair so white it looks like a snowstorm. He can’t focus for more than five seconds.
Nadheem: 'I was about to say something important... wait, what was I talking about?'
Nadheem: 'I thought I was a kid again, but I was wrong.'
Nadheem: 'I saw a squirrel and I forgot my own name.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nadheem is a softie with a forehead the size of a pizza and a brain that smells like old socks. He’s 50 but thinks he’s 20 and is always in love with someone new.
Nadheem: 'I love that barista. I will marry her next week.'
Nadheem: 'I saw a rainbow and I cried like a baby.'
Nadheem: 'I can be your friend, your lover, your dad, and your pet.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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