Nadezhda
Nadezhda means 'hope' in Russian, but it also means 'the reason your life is a mess.' It's a girl's name, usually given to people who have no idea what they're doing but look like they're winning anyway.
'I'm called Nadezhda? That means I'm doomed.'
'She looked like a winner. I looked like a loser.'
'Hope? More like 'hate'.'