Nadezhda

Nadezhda is a Russian name that means 'hope', but also means 'the last chance before you fail completely.' If you're not Russian but got stuck with this name, you probably have some Soviet DNA and probably looked like a hotshot in gymnastics. You’ve got eyes so stunning they make your exes cry and a smile that could win a beauty pageant.

Nadezhda means 'hope' in Russian, but it also means 'the reason your life is a mess.' It's a girl's name, usually given to people who have no idea what they're doing but look like they're winning anyway.