Nadey
Sinead is a genius who can make you laugh till you cry, but if you mess with her, she’ll stab you with a spoon and call it a mercy kill.
She drew me a portrait of my face crying and then said I’d look good with a tattoo of it.
I told her a joke. She laughed, then said I’d be dead by morning.
She used a spoon to stab my sandwich. I took it as a warning.