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A total legend named Sinead who’s got jokes, art skills, and a brain that zaps like a lightning bolt, but don’t let her near a knife. She’ll stab you for looking at her wrong.
Nadey just drew a unicorn wearing a helmet and then threatened me with a butter knife.
She laughed at my bad joke and then said I’d regret it. She was right.
I asked her why she didn’t just go to prison. She said, 'I’m too pretty for that.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Sinead is a genius who can make you laugh till you cry, but if you mess with her, she’ll stab you with a spoon and call it a mercy kill.
She drew me a portrait of my face crying and then said I’d look good with a tattoo of it.
I told her a joke. She laughed, then said I’d be dead by morning.
She used a spoon to stab my sandwich. I took it as a warning.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Sinead is a wild, artistic, funny beast who’s got a brain full of chaos. Don’t let her near a knife or you’ll be the next person in her art class.
She drew me a picture of me in a cage and said I looked like a sad chicken.
I asked her why she didn’t just stab me. She said, 'You’re too cute for that.'
She threatened me with a knife during lunch and then drew me a cartoon of it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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