Nadeim
A friend who’s also a walking hot mess, like a half-eaten pizza, a crying toddler, and a sock that’s been lost for years all in one.
Nadeim is the only person who can make a group chat go from normal to chaos in 10 seconds.
He showed up to the party in pajamas and cried when someone asked him to dance.
He called me at 2 a. m. to tell me his cat had a meltdown and he had to save it.