Nadeim

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A friend who’s also a walking hot mess, like a half-eaten pizza, a crying toddler, and a sock that’s been lost for years all in one.

Nadeim is the only person who can make a group chat go from normal to chaos in 10 seconds.

He showed up to the party in pajamas and cried when someone asked him to dance.

He called me at 2 a. m. to tell me his cat had a meltdown and he had to save it.

A friend who looks like a unicorn and acts like a toddler who just got kicked out of a candy store.

He walked into the room and everyone stopped talking. He looked like he had just won a beauty pageant and a slap fight.

He ate three pies and then told me he was going to cry because he was full.

He tried to explain quantum physics to a dog and got yelled at by both of them.

The kind of friend who’s so cute, you’d let him walk into a burning building just to save his dignity.

He tripped over his own feet and landed in a puddle, and I still took a photo of it.

He cried at a commercial about a sad pencil, and I cried too.

He told me he was going to be a superhero, and I believed him.

A friend who’s got the looks of a king, the brain of a wizard, and the heart of a very confused puppy.

He looked like he was about to win a competition, then he said he was going to quit because he forgot his shoes.

He solved a math problem in his head and then asked me if I knew what a math problem was.

He tried to explain why the sky is blue and got yelled at by a cloud.

A friend who’s so good-looking, he could make a statue blush and a rock jealous.

He walked into the room and a statue turned red, and I laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

He looked at me and I immediately forgot my password.

He smiled at a rock, and it started crying.