nada/chickie
a tiny human who will love you to death but also cusses you out when you forget to text her back and throw you out of her house for no reason
Nada locked me out of her house because I forgot to text her back and called her dog a ‘mop’
Chickie texted me 100 times because I forgot to say ‘I love you’ on her birthday
She sent me a 30-minute video of her dog crying because I called it a ‘disgusting mop’