nada/chickie

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a tiny little human who’s cute as hell and will take a bullet for you but also cusses you out when you forget to text her back

Chickie just sent me a photo of her crying in the shower because I didn’t reply to her 100 texts

Nada showed up at my house with pizza and a slap because I called her a ‘boring chicken’

She told my mom I was a ‘disgrace to the family’ just to get me to text her back

a human version of a puppy who will follow you everywhere and bite your ankles if you don’t give her attention

Nada ran into my classroom during lunch just to tell me she had a bad dream about my ex

Chickie texted me during a test saying ‘you forgot your lunch’ and I got a zero

She cried in my DMs because I didn’t like her new hair and now I have to take her to the mall

a little angel who will love you to death but also throw you out of her house if you say one bad word about her dog

Nada told my dog I was a ‘disgrace’ and now the dog won’t stop barking at me

Chickie locked me out of her house because I said her dog looked like a ‘disgusting mop’

She sent me a 30-minute video of her dog crying because I called it a ‘mop’

a human who’s so cute you’ll do anything for her, even if she throws you out of her house for no reason

Nada threw me out of her house because I said her dog was a ‘disgusting mop’ and now I’m sleeping on the couch

Chickie texted me 100 times because I forgot to say ‘I love you’ on her birthday

She sent me a video of her dog crying because I called it a ‘mop’ and I had to text her back 10 times

a tiny human who will love you to death but also cusses you out when you forget to text her back and throw you out of her house for no reason

Nada locked me out of her house because I forgot to text her back and called her dog a ‘mop’

Chickie texted me 100 times because I forgot to say ‘I love you’ on her birthday

She sent me a 30-minute video of her dog crying because I called it a ‘disgusting mop’

a super cute person who will follow you everywhere and make your life a living hell if you don’t give her enough attention

Nada showed up at my house with pizza and a slap because I forgot to text her back

Chickie texted me during a test saying ‘you forgot your lunch’ and I got a zero

She ran into my classroom during lunch just to tell me she had a bad dream about my ex