Nada Said
A person who says they're rich, but you know they're lying because they can't even afford their own phone bill.
'I have a yacht. It’s so big, it takes up half the lake.', It was just a toy boat in a bathtub.'
'He said he has 100 friends. I asked him to name one. He said, 'My cousin.''
'He said he drives a Ferrari. I saw him driving a car that looked like it had been hit by a truck.'