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A fake rich guy who talks about yachts, fancy cars, and friends like they’re real, but they’re all just made up lies.
'I got a yacht that’s bigger than your house.', later found out he took the boat out of the lake and it was just a toy.'
'He said he has 100 friends. I asked him to name one. He said, 'My ex.''
'He claimed he drives a Lamborghini. I saw him driving a rental car from 2015.'
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A person who brags about having everything but actually has nothing, and you know it’s all garbage.
'I have 10 cars. They’re all parked in my garage. My garage is in my basement. My basement is falling apart.'
'He said he has 50 friends. I asked him to bring one to my party. He showed up alone.'
'He said he drives a Ferrari. I saw him driving a car that looked like it was made of duct tape.'
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A guy who lies about being rich just to make you feel bad, and he’s not even good at it.
'I got a yacht. It’s so big, it takes up half the lake.', I saw it and it was barely floating.'
'He said he has 100 friends. I asked him to bring one. He brought his dog.'
'He said he drives a Lamborghini. I saw him driving a car that had a dent the size of a donut.'
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A person who fakes being rich so everyone thinks they're cool, but you know they're just lying.
'I have a yacht. It’s so big, it’s got a pool on it.', It was just a toy boat in a bathtub.'
'He said he has 100 friends. I asked him to name one. He said, 'My cousin.''
'He said he drives a Ferrari. I saw him driving a car that looked like it had been hit by a truck.'
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A guy who talks about yachts, cars, and friends like they’re real, but they're just made up nonsense.
'I have a yacht. It’s so big, it takes up half the lake.', I saw it and it looked like it was going to sink.'
'He said he has 100 friends. I asked him to bring one. He brought his mom.'
'He said he drives a Lamborghini. I saw him driving a car that had a dent the size of a basketball.'
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A person who says they're rich, but you know they're lying because they can't even afford their own phone bill.
'I have a yacht. It’s so big, it takes up half the lake.', It was just a toy boat in a bathtub.'
'He said he has 100 friends. I asked him to name one. He said, 'My cousin.''
'He said he drives a Ferrari. I saw him driving a car that looked like it had been hit by a truck.'
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