nad cruncher
When something smacks the guy parts so hard it feels like a bomb went off in there. Hands go up like they’re trying to stop a bullet. Groans come out like a dying dog.
My brother got a nad cruncher from his dad's knee. He screamed like he was being stabbed.
She kicked him in the nuts and he fell over like a tree was cut down.
He got hit with a baseball and started crying like a baby.