nad cruncher

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When something smacks the guy parts so hard it feels like a bomb went off in there. Hands go up like they’re trying to stop a bullet. Groans come out like a dying dog.
My brother got a nad cruncher from his dad's knee. He screamed like he was being stabbed.
She kicked him in the nuts and he fell over like a tree was cut down.
He got hit with a baseball and started crying like a baby.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A hit to the guy parts so strong it feels like you were hit by a truck. Hands fly up like they’re trying to save the day. Groans come out like a broken record.
He got a punch to the nads and fell on the floor like a sack of potatoes.
She used a pole on him and he went into a full-blown meltdown.
He got hit with a foot and screamed like he was on fire.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When you hit someone’s guy parts so hard it feels like you broke their bones. They jump like they were electrocuted and start yelling like a mad man.
He got a knee to the nads and ran out of the room like he was being chased by a bear.
She used a baseball bat on him and he went silent like he was dead.
He got hit with a pole and started laughing while crying.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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A slap to the guy parts that feels like a thousand needles. Hands go up like they’re fighting a war. Groans come out like a broken radio.
He got a foot to the nads and screamed like he was being tortured.
She used a pole on him and he started crying like a baby.
He got hit with a punch and ran out like he was in a race.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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When you hit someone’s guy parts so hard they feel like they were hit with a flaming sword. They jump like they’re on fire and yell like they’re in a battle.
He got a punch to the nads and started screaming like he was being burned alive.
She kicked him and he went down like a tree fell.
He got hit with a baseball and started laughing while crying.
by Slangipedia 10h ago
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