nad cruncher
A hit to the guy parts so strong it feels like you were hit by a truck. Hands fly up like they’re trying to save the day. Groans come out like a broken record.
He got a punch to the nads and fell on the floor like a sack of potatoes.
She used a pole on him and he went into a full-blown meltdown.
He got hit with a foot and screamed like he was on fire.