Nactivewear
The type of clothes you wear to look like a fitness influencer but are actually just trying to make your food look better on Instagram.
I posted a photo of my chicken nuggets in my activewear. It looked like a protein smoothie.
I took 100 selfies in my activewear. I posted 99 of them. I kept the other one to eat my burger in.
My activewear is so tight it looks like I just swallowed a burger. It's also the only thing holding me up.