Nactivewear

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The clothes you wear when you think you're gonna work out but end up eating a Big Mac while scrolling through TikTok.
I wore my gym shirt and left my house. I walked three steps and got a McFlurry.
My activewear is just a tank top and sweatpants. I wear them to look healthy. I also wear them to hide my pizza grease stains.
I bought a $100 activewear set. I wore it once. Then I used it as a pillow for my nacho-covered face.
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The type of clothes you wear to look like a fitness influencer but are actually just trying to make your food look better on Instagram.
I posted a photo of my chicken nuggets in my activewear. It looked like a protein smoothie.
I took 100 selfies in my activewear. I posted 99 of them. I kept the other one to eat my burger in.
My activewear is so tight it looks like I just swallowed a burger. It's also the only thing holding me up.
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The clothes you wear to look like you're going to the gym, but you're really just going to the nearest McDonald's because you're too tired to walk.
I wore my activewear to the gym. I saw the McDonald's across the street and walked there instead.
I bought activewear because I thought it was a fancy version of pajamas. I was wrong. It's a fancy version of a food coma.
I wore my activewear to the gym. I did 10 push-ups. Then I got a McDouble.
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