Nacoale - She’s a glittery pirate who will tell you to f-off if you’re

She’s a glittery pirate who will tell you to f-off if you’re being a pain in her ass. But she’ll still bring you cookies when you’re sad.

'You’re a pain in my ass. F-off.'

'I brought you cookies. Now shut up and eat them.'

'I’m a glittery pirate. I’m also very good at baking.'