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She’s a walking glitter bomb with a heart of gold and a mouth of swear words. She’s sweet until you mess with her, then she’ll tell you to go die in a ditch.

'You broke my heart? I’ll break your face.'

'I love you, but I also want to punch you.'

'I’m kind. I’m not mean. I’m just very, very annoyed.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

She sparkles like a disco ball in a toilet and will forgive you if you bring her cake. But don’t even think about cheating on her.

'I forgave you for stealing my fries. I won’t forgive you for stealing my boy.'

'You’re like a glittery disco ball in a toilet. I love you.'

'If you bring me cake, I’ll let you live.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

She’s a glittery pirate who will tell you to f-off if you’re being a pain in her ass. But she’ll still bring you cookies when you’re sad.

'You’re a pain in my ass. F-off.'

'I brought you cookies. Now shut up and eat them.'

'I’m a glittery pirate. I’m also very good at baking.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

She shines like a diamond in the dirt and will punch you if you hurt her feelings. But she’ll still be your best friend.

'You hurt my feelings? I’ll punch you. Then we’ll be best friends.'

'I shine like a diamond in the dirt. I’m also very good at punching.'

'I’m your best friend. Even if I punch you.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

She’s a glitter-covered pirate who’s nice until you make her mad. Then she’ll tell you to go die in a hole.

'You made me mad. Go die in a hole.'

'I’m a glitter-covered pirate. I’m also very dramatic.'

'I’m nice. I’m also very, very dramatic.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

She sparkles like a mad woman in a candy factory and will forgive you if you bring her candy. But if you don’t, she’ll tell you to go die.

'I forgave you for stealing my candy. I won’t forgive you for stealing my boy.'

'I sparkle like a mad woman in a candy factory.'

'You didn’t bring me candy? Go die.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago