nachosurf
When you’re so selfish you take the best bits of nachos like they’re your favorite toy and you’re the only kid in the world.
You took the best part of the nachos and left me with the bottom. I’m gonna cry.
You took the top of the nachos like it was a crown. I’m gonna steal your socks.
You took the meat and cheese like it was your birthday and I had to eat the crumbs.