nachosurf

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Stealing the best part of nachos like you’re the last person on Earth and you’ve never heard of sharing. You take the meat, the cheese, and the toppings like they’re your personal treasure.

I took the top of the nachos and left you with the sad, crumbly mess.

You took the last nacho with all the good stuff on it. I’m gonna haunt you.

You ate the best part of the nachos. I’m gonna eat your soul next.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

When you’re so selfish you take the best bits of nachos like they’re your favorite toy and you’re the only kid in the world.

You took the best part of the nachos and left me with the bottom. I’m gonna cry.

You took the top of the nachos like it was a crown. I’m gonna steal your socks.

You took the meat and cheese like it was your birthday and I had to eat the crumbs.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

Grabbing the best parts of nachos like you’re the king of the plate and everyone else is just there to suffer.

You took the top of the nachos and I got the sad, lonely bottom. I’m gonna get you back.

You took the best nacho and left me with the bottom. I’m gonna make you eat the crumbs.

You took the meat, the cheese, and the toppings. I’m gonna take your lunch.

by Slangipedia 22h ago