nachosurf
Grabbing the best parts of nachos like you’re the king of the plate and everyone else is just there to suffer.
You took the top of the nachos and I got the sad, lonely bottom. I’m gonna get you back.
You took the best nacho and left me with the bottom. I’m gonna make you eat the crumbs.
You took the meat, the cheese, and the toppings. I’m gonna take your lunch.