nachopalegic - A state where your body gives up on you after eating so much

A state where your body gives up on you after eating so much greasy food it feels like you swallowed a whole restaurant.

I ate so many chips I became a nachopalegic. I couldn’t even stand up to go to the bathroom.

My friend got so greasy he turned into a human deep fryer. He couldn’t move for a week.

After that plate of nachos, I was so nachopalegic I had to be wheeled out like a broken robot.