nachopalegic

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A sickness that makes you too lazy to move after eating a ton of greasy junk that clogs your brain and your butt.

I ate six tacos and now I’m stuck in my chair like a melted candle.

My cousin’s nachopalegic so bad he couldn’t walk after lunch. He had to be dragged out of the kitchen.

I’m so nachopalegic I forgot my own name. I just said, 'I’m full.'

When you’re so full of greasy food your legs quit working and your brain starts to smoke.

I had a nacho overload and now my legs are like cooked spaghetti.

My mom got nachopalegic after eating three pizzas and a burrito. She fell asleep on the couch and didn’t wake up for two days.

I ate so much I turned into a human nacho. My brother had to carry me out.

A state where your body gives up on you after eating so much greasy food it feels like you swallowed a whole restaurant.

I ate so many chips I became a nachopalegic. I couldn’t even stand up to go to the bathroom.

My friend got so greasy he turned into a human deep fryer. He couldn’t move for a week.

After that plate of nachos, I was so nachopalegic I had to be wheeled out like a broken robot.