Nacholacking
When a person is so low on nachos they’re crying in the chip aisle like it’s their last day on Earth.
I saw my dad sobbing in the snack section of Walmart. He was holding a bag of Doritos like it was a lifeline.
My sister was screaming in the grocery store because the nacho section was empty. She looked like she’d been abandoned by a taco truck.
I had to rescue my friend from the snack aisle. He was surrounded by empty bags and a single lonely tortilla.
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