Nacholacking

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When a person is so low on nachos they’re crying in the chip aisle like it’s their last day on Earth.

I saw my dad sobbing in the snack section of Walmart. He was holding a bag of Doritos like it was a lifeline.

My sister was screaming in the grocery store because the nacho section was empty. She looked like she’d been abandoned by a taco truck.

I had to rescue my friend from the snack aisle. He was surrounded by empty bags and a single lonely tortilla.

When you’re so hungry you’d eat a whole plate of nachos and still be mad at life.

I ate three plates of nachos and still yelled at my brother for not bringing me a soda.

My friend ate so many nachos she started talking to the ceiling. It was weird.

I finished my nachos and still cried because my life was over.

When you're so low on nachos you're arguing with the vending machine like it personally wronged you.

I punched the vending machine because it gave me a bag of pretzels instead of nachos. I’m still mad.

My friend screamed at the machine for giving him a bag of chips. He threw it at the wall.

I asked the vending machine for nachos and it gave me a candy bar. I’m never going to trust it again.

When you're so desperate for nachos you’re willing to steal them from your cousin’s lunch.

I stole nachos from my cousin’s lunch and got caught. He cried like I’d stolen his soul.

My friend snuck into the kitchen and took the last plate of nachos. He was like a thief in the night.

I took my brother’s nachos and he started a fight in the middle of the cafeteria.

When you're so hungry you’re begging the sky for nachos and it’s ignoring you.

I was on my knees begging the sky for nachos. It just laughed at me.

My friend was crying in the hallway and shouting, 'Please, God, give me a plate of nachos.'

I asked the sky for a taco and it gave me a sandwich. I was devastated.

When you're so low on nachos you're arguing with your best friend about who gets the last one.

My best friend and I got into a full-blown fight over the last nacho. It was like the Hunger Games.

I was willing to punch my friend for the last plate of nachos. I was that hungry.

I had a 10-minute debate with my friend about who deserved the last nacho. It was brutal.