Nachoing
Nachoing is when HR drops a bag of chips on your desk like it's a birthday gift, and you know something bad is coming, but you eat the chips anyway because they’re delicious and you’re a fool.
HR dropped a bag of chips on my desk and said, 'This is your consolation prize.'
I ate the nachos like they were a last meal before I was fired.
HR said, 'We’re sorry,' and I said, 'I’m sorry I’m eating these chips.'