Nachoing

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Nachoing is when you ditch your partner mid-lick to grab a bag of nachos like you’re saving your life and then go back to sex with a mouth full of cheese and chips, like you’re a chipmunk on a mission.

Mid-lick, I ran to the snack bar like my life depended on it. I came back with nachos and a side of regret.

I got up in the middle of a make-out session to eat chips like I was on a hunger strike.

He said, 'You're eating my face.' I said, 'I'm eating your soul.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nachoing is when you give your stepkids the cold shoulder just so you can eat a plate of nachos and ignore their existence like they’re the reason you got a divorce.

I said, 'I’m not talking to you,' and ate a whole plate of nachos like it was a medal of honor.

I gave my stepkid the side-eye and took a big bite of nachos like I was winning a war.

I turned my back on my stepkid and ate chips like they were my ex.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nachoing is when you take chips, cheese, and other junk and slap it all together like it’s a food group and not a disaster waiting to happen.

I took chips and cheese and made it a full meal like I was a food genius.

I added tomatoes and beans and called it a 'nacho revolution.'

I dipped my chips in cheese and said, 'This is the best snack ever.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nachoing is when HR drops a bag of chips on your desk like it's a birthday gift, and you know something bad is coming, but you eat the chips anyway because they’re delicious and you’re a fool.

HR dropped a bag of chips on my desk and said, 'This is your consolation prize.'

I ate the nachos like they were a last meal before I was fired.

HR said, 'We’re sorry,' and I said, 'I’m sorry I’m eating these chips.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nachoing is when you tell someone 'Not yours' like you’re the king of the food world and you're not letting them touch your chips.

I said, 'Not yours,' and took a bite of chips like I was the king of the snack realm.

He tried to take my nacho and I said, 'Not yours, you fool.'

I told her, 'Not yours,' and she gave me the side-eye like I had committed a snack crime.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nachoing is when you call your drug 'nacho' because you’re a high school kid from VA who thinks it’s cool and also because you’re a fool who eats chips and gets high.

I said, 'Nacho is my new name,' and my friends laughed like I had lost my mind.

We called our drug 'nacho' and got high and ate chips like it was a party.

My friend said, 'Nacho is my life now,' and I believed him.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nachoing is when you take a chip, dip it in cheese, and eat it like it’s the most important thing in your life and you don’t care if you’re late for class or work.

I dipped my chip in cheese and said, 'This is the best snack ever.'

I ate a chip like it was a life choice and didn’t care about anything else.

I took a chip, dipped it in cheese, and forgot I had to be somewhere.

by Slangipedia 8d ago