nachoface
You see a hot body in the dark. You think you’re gonna get lucky. Then the light hits her face. It’s like a punch to the gut. You leave. Later, your mom asks if you got lucky. You say, ‘NACHOFACE. That face was worse than my algebra test.’
You were in the street. She had a great body. Then the car lights hit her face. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and walked away.
You asked her to the prom. She said yes. Then the lights came on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and ran.
You tried to seduce her. She smiled. Then the club lights came on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and left.