nachoface

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You see a hot girl in the dark. You think she’s a 10. Then the lights come on. She looks like a 2. You leave. You tell your mom you almost got laid. She says, ‘Almost? That’s the best you can do?’ You say, ‘NACHOFACE.’

You were at the bar, drunk, and she looked like a model. Then the lights came on. She had zits and a nose like a pig.

You followed her home. She had a nice body. Then she turned on the porch light. You ran.

You texted her, ‘Hey, wanna hang out?’ She replied, ‘Sure.’ You showed up. She had a face like a raccoon. You said, ‘NACHOFACE.’

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You hit on a girl. She’s hot. Then the lights go on. She looks like a horror movie. You say, ‘NACHOFACE’ and walk away. Your mom asks if you found a girlfriend. You say, ‘Almost. She had a body like a goddess. But her face? Total nightmare.’

You asked her out. She said yes. Then the club lights went on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and left.

She had a nice body in the dark. Then you saw her face. It was like she was born in a trash can.

You tried to impress her. She said, ‘You’re not bad.’ Then the lights came on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and left.

by Slangipedia 22h ago

You see a hot body in the dark. You think you’re gonna get lucky. Then the light hits her face. It’s like a punch to the gut. You leave. Later, your mom asks if you got lucky. You say, ‘NACHOFACE. That face was worse than my algebra test.’

You were in the street. She had a great body. Then the car lights hit her face. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and walked away.

You asked her to the prom. She said yes. Then the lights came on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and ran.

You tried to seduce her. She smiled. Then the club lights came on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and left.

by Slangipedia 22h ago