Nachoeeng
You and your lover are going at it like animals, and one of you poops in the other's mouth. The other one swallows it, pukes it up, and slaps it back in the first one's mouth. They keep doing this until one of them throws up or loses interest.
My girlfriend just threw up on me. Twice. And I still had to eat it.
He said he'd do anything for love. Turns out that means eating my breakfast.
I didn't know my lover had a digestive issue until they spat out my lunch.