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You and your lover are going at it like animals, and one of you poops in the other's mouth. The other one swallows it, pukes it up, and slaps it back in the first one's mouth. They keep doing this until one of them throws up or loses interest.
My girlfriend just threw up on me. Twice. And I still had to eat it.
He said he'd do anything for love. Turns out that means eating my breakfast.
I didn't know my lover had a digestive issue until they spat out my lunch.
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You're having sex and your partner craps in your mouth. You swallow it, throw it up, and spit it back. You do this until you either pass out or get sick.
I thought I was going to die. But I was too busy fighting my lover for dominance.
I had to eat my lunch. Then I had to vomit it back. Then I had to eat it again.
We were going for a romantic night. Now I'm stuck eating my lover's breakfast.
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You're having sex and your partner craps in your mouth. You swallow it, puke it up, and throw it back. You repeat this until one of you loses the will to live.
I thought I was going to die from shame. Turns out I was going to die from food.
I was in the middle of a dream. Now I'm in the middle of a poop fight.
We started off cute. Now we're just throwing up at each other.
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You and your lover are going at it, and one of you craps in the other's mouth. They swallow it, throw it up, and spit it back. They do this until they're either done or completely sick.
I had to eat my lover's breakfast. Then I had to eat it again. Then I had to eat it once more.
I thought I was in love. Turns out I was in a poop fight.
I didn't know my lover had a poop fetish. Or a vomit fetish.
5
You're having sex when your lover craps in your mouth. You swallow it, puke it up, and throw it back. You keep doing this until you're either too tired or too sick to care.
I thought I was having a romantic moment. Now I'm eating my lover's lunch.
We went from passionate to pukey in five minutes.
I had to eat my lover's lunch. Then I had to vomit it back. Then I had to eat it again.
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You and your lover are having sex, and one of you craps in the other's mouth. You swallow it, vomit it up, and spit it back. You keep doing this until one of you passes out or gets too sick.
I thought I was going to die from love. Turns out I was going to die from food.
We started with passion. Now we're just throwing up at each other.
I had to eat my lover's breakfast. Then I had to vomit it back. Then I had to eat it again.
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