You try to break up with her and she says 'No, we're still together.' You say 'Yes, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You go to the movies and she says 'We're still together.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You're at the park and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'