nachobitch

You see her at the store and she waves. You wave back. She thinks you're still into her.

You text her 'Hey' and she replies 'Heyy, I'm busy, but I'll talk to you later.' You're not even on her list.

You try to ask her out and she says 'I'm with someone else, but I still love you.' You're confused.

You try to impress your friends and say 'She's my girlfriend.' They say 'Wait, aren't you still with her?'

You're trying to get her back and she's trying to get you back and you're both confused.

She shows up at your party and you both act like you're not seeing each other.

You're at the mall and she says 'I'm your girlfriend.' You say 'Wait, you're not.' She says 'I am.' You say 'No, you're not.'

You go to the movies and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You get a text that says 'We're still together.' You reply 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You're at the park and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.' You say 'No, we're not.'

You're at the restaurant and she says 'We're still together.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You're at the store and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You try to break up with her and she says 'No, we're still together.' You say 'Yes, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You go to the movies and she says 'We're still together.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You're at the park and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You're at the restaurant and she says 'We're still together.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You go to the movies and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You're at the park and she says 'We're still together.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'