You're at the mall and she says 'I'm your girlfriend.' You say 'Wait, you're not.' She says 'I am.' You say 'No, you're not.'

You go to the movies and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You get a text that says 'We're still together.' You reply 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'