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A person who gets so excited about butt pain, they start a cult just to worship it.

I joined the Perianal Abscess Cult and now I pray to my abscess every morning.

My friend started a religion called 'The Church of the Perianal Abscess.'

That guy at the bus stop has a perianal abscess and he's preaching to the pigeons.