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A human who can't stop thinking about butt infections and loves them like they're their own kids.
My cousin got a perianal abscess and now he's my hero.
I'd marry a perianal abscess if it paid my rent.
That guy at the gym has a perianal abscess so big, it's got its own Instagram.
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A person who gets so excited about butt pain, they start a cult just to worship it.
I joined the Perianal Abscess Cult and now I pray to my abscess every morning.
My friend started a religion called 'The Church of the Perianal Abscess.'
That guy at the bus stop has a perianal abscess and he's preaching to the pigeons.
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A human who's so obsessed with butt infections, they think they're the next Jesus.
I think my perianal abscess is the second coming of Jesus.
My mom said I'd be famous if I had a perianal abscess and a TikTok.
That guy at the park has a perianal abscess and he's trying to convert my dog.
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A human who's got a perianal abscess and thinks it's the best thing since sliced bread and薯片.
My perianal abscess is better than my ex and my job combined.
I'd rather have a perianal abscess than a boring life.
That guy at the mall has a perianal abscess and he's selling it as a luxury item.
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A person who's got a perianal abscess and thinks it's the most important thing in the whole wide world.
I got a perianal abscess and now I'm the most important person in my neighborhood.
My perianal abscess is the reason I woke up this morning.
That guy at the corner store has a perianal abscess and he's arguing with the cashier about it.
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A human who's so addicted to butt infections, they think they're the next big thing in fashion.
My perianal abscess is the next big trend in fashion.
I'm starting a fashion line called 'Perianal Abscess Wear.'
That guy at the mall is modeling his perianal abscess for a new ad campaign.
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