nacho hat
A corn-based sombrero that’s got a cheesy bowl on top. You break it apart, stick it in the cheese, and end up eating the whole thing like you’re a f***ing animal.
My brother tried to wear a nacho hat to a movie. He ate it halfway through the film.
At the grocery store, I saw a kid wearing a nacho hat and it fell apart in the cereal aisle.
I wore a nacho hat to a birthday party and it got stolen by the cake.