nacho hat

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A lumpy hat shaped like a sombrero, made out of a crunchy tortilla, with a cheese-filled bowl on top. You bite chunks off it, dip them in the cheese, and end up eating the whole thing like a f***ing idiot.

My cousin wore a nacho hat to a party and ate it like it was a snack. Everyone laughed so hard they cried.

At the mall, I saw a guy wearing a nacho hat and tried to steal it. He bit me.

My dog tried to eat my nacho hat and now he's stuck with cheese in his fur.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A corn-based sombrero that’s got a cheesy bowl on top. You break it apart, stick it in the cheese, and end up eating the whole thing like you’re a f***ing animal.

My brother tried to wear a nacho hat to a movie. He ate it halfway through the film.

At the grocery store, I saw a kid wearing a nacho hat and it fell apart in the cereal aisle.

I wore a nacho hat to a birthday party and it got stolen by the cake.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A plate that looks like a mexican hat, with a dip in the middle for cheese. You eat it like it’s the most important meal of your life, even though it’s just chips and cheese.

My mom made me a nacho hat for dinner and I ate it in one bite.

At the restaurant, I ordered a nacho hat and it was just chips and cheese.

My friend brought a nacho hat to school and it got thrown in the trash.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

When someone f***ing poops and pees on your head, then shoves their penis in your mouth. Or just a hat that isn’t yours.

My little brother did a nacho hat on me and I got cheese in my hair.

At the park, I got a nacho hat from a kid and it was the worst thing ever.

My teacher gave me a nacho hat for being late, and I didn’t even do anything.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The most useless award ever, given to someone who did nothing but sit there like a f***ing rock.

I got a nacho hat for doing nothing at school.

My dog got a nacho hat for sniffing the couch.

My grandma got a nacho hat for just breathing.

by Slangipedia 1d ago