Nachez
She’s the kind of girl who will stick with you through thick and thin. You’ll never catch her cheating or talking trash behind your back. She’s got the personality of a mad dog and the loyalty of a goldfish that’s been promised a taco.
She stayed with me even when I forgot her birthday and called her a donkey in front of her friends.
She didn’t leave me when I got arrested for stealing a pizza.
She still texts me every day even though I told her I was going to marry a chicken.