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She’s the kind of girl who will stick with you through thick and thin. You’ll never catch her cheating or talking trash behind your back. She’s got the personality of a mad dog and the loyalty of a goldfish that’s been promised a taco.
She stayed with me even when I forgot her birthday and called her a donkey in front of her friends.
She didn’t leave me when I got arrested for stealing a pizza.
She still texts me every day even though I told her I was going to marry a chicken.