Nac noobie
Nac noobie is a total failure who whines about airplanes and thinks playing video games is a real job. He’s best friends with sassy the sasquatch and thinks he can play guitar, but it’s just him making a mess.
Nac noobie cried on the airplane. I just watched it happen. It was sad.
He went on an adventure. It was just a trip to get pizza.
Sassy the sasquatch says Nac noobie’s guitar is louder than a jackhammer.