Nac noobie

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Nac noobie is a pathetic little twerp who cries when the airplane takes off and thinks going on adventures means getting a soda and a snack. He’s best friends with sassy the sasquatch, but only because sassy won’t shut up about his guitar.
Nac noobie just cried on the airplane. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired of his whining.
He went on an adventure. It was just a trip to the gas station.
Sassy the sasquatch says Nac noobie’s guitar skills are like a toddler’s finger painting.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nac noobie is a weakling who screams when the airplane leaves the ground and thinks playing video games is the height of fun. He hangs out with sassy the sasquatch and acts like he knows how to play guitar, but it’s just noise.
Nac noobie screamed like a baby on the airplane. I’m still hearing it.
He went on an adventure. It was just a walk to the park and back.
Sassy says Nac noobie’s guitar sounds like a cat fighting a vacuum.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Nac noobie is a total failure who whines about airplanes and thinks playing video games is a real job. He’s best friends with sassy the sasquatch and thinks he can play guitar, but it’s just him making a mess.
Nac noobie cried on the airplane. I just watched it happen. It was sad.
He went on an adventure. It was just a trip to get pizza.
Sassy the sasquatch says Nac noobie’s guitar is louder than a jackhammer.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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