Naboth
Naboth is so hot they could make a statue out of them. They're nice when they feel like it, but don't expect them to tell you they like you. They're the best at everything, and they know it.
Naboth flaked on our group project, then aced it by themselves.
They texted me and said, 'You're cute, but I'm not dating you. I'm too good for that.'
Naboth beat me at chess, then called me a 'chess peasant.'